Dear ___________________,
How are ( )you? ( )your dog and other pets? ( )your latest ailments? ( )your stocks doing?
( )the forecasts for weather in this year's almanac?( )other family members you still talk to?
Conversationally speaking, how do you define a friendship like ours? ( )sheer poetry
( )awful ( )unlawful ( )inspirational ( )perspirational ( )frightening for other people with bad intentions ( )fateful ( )classically romantic, including celibacy ( )for the pigeons
We're drawn together by a bond of:
( )sensitivity ( ) shared allergies ( )triviality ( ) odd hobbies ( ) gluttony ( )cheapness
( )desperation ( )stupidity ( )accident.....we met after slamming our heads together while picking up documents after our personal collision - grateful that it involved no actual vehicles.
We'll be friends as long as there are:
( )dreamers ( )clouds in the sky ( )flies in the soup (not any we'd ever eat)
( )kangaroos in the oceans ( ) scratch that last one
When people describe our friendship they will always say:
( ) uh oh ( )they're both still ALIVE? ( )do you owe either of them money? ( )they like you....right?( )yechhhhhh! ( ) EEEWWWWWW ( )it's a mystery ( )no one's really sure if they're aliens or one is just covering for the other ( ) aw....bear hug. xo
We are unique in the annals of:
( )human history ( ) Jonah's whale....sorry; that was a typo, and never actually happened. Cough.
( )useless junk known as "shabby chic" ( )unexplained phenomena ( )swill
And from this latest experience in either of our lives, which we have yet to discuss at length, we have both learned the value of:
( )trust ( )confusion ( )pain.....you did high five with a brick again, dolt ( )recycled garbage...mostly yours there, buddy ( ) alcohol - exterior and interior. ( )suppressed laughter
( )personal hygiene ( )REM sleep cycles
As always,
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